Not your typical UFO sighting, but very
interesting none-the-less. Missiles sounded military, so I thought I should give them a
call and see what they had to say.
Looking in the Blue Pages I found
"National Defence Base Public Affairs Officer Chilliwack". This
sounded like a good place to start so I placed a call to (604) 858-1002. A recorded
message answered saying that this office was now closed and please phone the
"Regional Public Affairs Office" in Vancouver at 666-0266. It also advised not
to leave a message as no-one would be listening to the recordings. I thought it strange
that instead of having the call electronically re-directed, they had apparently bought a
$30 answering machine. Oh well, on to the next call.
The call to the "Regional Public
Affairs Office" was answered by a very agreeable gentleman who listened politely to
the details of the story. Although he strongly doubted any missiles would be flown that
low near occupied areas, he also could not come up with any other explanation. I mentioned
the cruise missile testing a few years ago, and he countered by saying that the testing
was much further north and that "cruise missiles have wings". I countered back
with a brilliant "Yeah, but only short, stubby wings". He suggested that
anything to do with missiles would be known to NORAD and that I should call a Major Jamie
Robertson in Colorado. He said that the NORAD second-in-command is always a Canadian (I
hadnt known that!). This sounded promising, so I called (719) 554-5816 in Colorado
Springs.
A woman answered the phone and I asked her
if I could speak to Major Jamie Robertson. She informed me that he was not in and did I
wish to leave a message? I said that it probably wasnt necessary as she could
probably help me. I explained about the low level missile-like objects being sighted and
she asked "Why did you call us?". I told her about my call to the Department of
Defence and she told me that "NORAD only deals with objects entering or leaving the
upper atmosphere" (I hadnt known that either!). She advised calling the
"Strategic Air Command" and gave me their number. Finally, I was getting
somewhere.
My call to Omaha, Nebraska, (402) 294-5964,
was answered by a woman also. I told her the story of the missile sighting and she asked,
"Why did you call us?" I told that NORAD had suggested I call the Strategic Air
Command if I wanted information about missiles. She commented about them "always
passing the buck" and then stated "First of all, we are no longer called the
Strategic Air Command, just "Strategic Command". Second of all, I dont
know how you expect us down here in Nebraska to know about missiles way up there."
Exasperated, I said "Well, somebody must know!" She replied, "Those with a
"Need to Know" would know, but I am not one of them." She left me with
"Leave me your number and I will try and find some information for you and phone you
back later today or tomorrow."
Exactly four weeks after my call to the
Strategic Command, I arrived home from work to have my wife tell me, "Some lady
called to say that she could not find out any information on the missiles and suggested
you call the Department of Defence." I looked at my Call Display and, sure enough, it
was from Nebraska. I was pleasantly surprised that the lady from Strategic Command
actually called back after all that time, but also disappointed that there was no new
information.
So, after all that time, and all those phone
calls, it had come back to the Department of Defence. Full circle.